You know why I voted for Hillary Rodham Clinton?
Because I have money on her.
I got $50 bucks out on the fact that HRC is going to be the next president of the United States.
This bet was made with a guy I don't talk to so much anymore.
I originally told him I would bet him $1,000. I am so sure: $1, 000!
"Melissa, you don't have $1,000 dollars."
"You're right. Thanks for dinner."
But, I was so sure, that I felt like "why do I need the money back it?" Aren't I clearly the presummed winner of said Martini induced bet?
I think if everyone did this it would make elections so much more interesting.
Like the Super Bowl.