Wednesday, May 2, 2007
Here is what I have to do today:
Before I get on the road to New England today, I have to crack open two large grade A eggs and put them in my car's radiator.
I have been given the specific instruction to cook these eggs in my car.
It is going to help me get where I am going, I have been told by my helpful mechanic, Butch. It is a farmer's cure for a leaky radiator. Why not? If yogurt helps a yeast infection why shouldn't two raw eggs help my car. It's a homeopathic cure.
My car is now officially an ovo-lacto vegetarian.
Isn't this the diet Charles Atlas recommended?
I think my car would rather have a martini.
This is your car.
This is your car on Brunch.