Wednesday, May 2, 2007

How do you know you have lived in New York too long?

You know you have lived in New York too long when you step over a one-legged woman on heroin who has fallen out of her wheelchair at the corner of 14th Street and Second Avenue. You have lived in New York too long if you don't even think about helping because you don't have time to care and that you really can't care anyway, because what are you going to do? You have certainly been here too long if you think, she's fine.

I think in most other places, still, a person collapsed on the street = get help.

Maybe not LA. Maybe not San Francisco.


You have also lived in New York too long if you own a vehicle with a sign in the window that tells all who may be even remotely interested that there is "No Radio - Anymore."

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Megan said...

Oh, jeez. That is so wrong, and yet so funny.

Miss you. Call soon.

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Hah -- I realized I had been in NYC too long when:

(a) I told a perfectly random stranger to fuck off.

(b) I punched a car that decided to cut me off in a crosswalk when I had the right of way (again, with a nice F-bomb thrown in).

I'm not an angry person, either. What drove home was that neither of these reactions were out of anger -- simply the best way to communicate to the other party my exact feelings for them.

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