I got one...
B:Oh, really, now stop it. Ha. Ha. Who is it really?
A:No, no really. It's me WINTER, open up, let me in they're after me!
B:No. Now, don't be silly, do go away. We don't have that here anymore. We wouldn't know what to do with you, anyway. Find someplace else. We're all filled up here.
A:But, wait! Remember snow?
B: Snow who?
B: How are you going to end this joke if you don't know the answer?
B: Make me laugh and I'll let you in.
A: Um,orange... you glad I... didn't say Banana?
B: That's not funny.
A: Does that mean you won't sleep with me?
B: No. I won't sleep with you because you aren't good looking enough.
See, I'm a riot.
Now, who's more desirable, me or Paris Hilton?